Sunday, November 06, 2005

HaLLoWeEn JoKes

Okie...........i know that Halloween is long over...but i thought i would juz share a few jokes wif ya.....my Mum send this to me....it's DAMN funnie.........go on....read it....& have a GOOD laugh.....

Top 13 Halloween Jokes

1 What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

2 Why don't skeletons go out on the town?
Because they have no body to go out with...

3 Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...

4 What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's cornflakes?
A cereal killer...

5 What do you call two witches living together?
Broom-mates.

6 What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

7 Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.

8 Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building

9 Why was the skeleton frightened to cross the road?
Because he had no guts.

10 How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat.

11 Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.

12 What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.

13 What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A grave problem.

Ain't ALL of these jokes funnie!!!!!!!!! I was reading this a work one day...and my supervisor thought i was MAD...coz i was laughin at the comp............

WoRdS oF tHe InDiAn GeiShA at 5:20 AM