Sunday, November 06, 2005
HaLLoWeEn JoKes
Okie...........i know that Halloween is long over...but i thought i would juz share a few jokes wif ya.....my Mum send this to me....it's DAMN funnie.........go on....read it....& have a GOOD laugh.....Top 13 Halloween Jokes1 What did one ghost say to the other ghost?"Do you believe in people?"2 Why don't skeletons go out on the town?Because they have no body to go out with...3 Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?They're too wrapped up in themselves...4 What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's cornflakes? A cereal killer...5 What do you call two witches living together?Broom-mates.6 What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?A sand-witch.7 Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?He didn't have a haunting license.8 Which building does Dracula visit in New York?The Vampire State Building9 Why was the skeleton frightened to cross the road?Because he had no guts.10 How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?Every night he turns into a bat.11 Why are vampires like false teeth?They come out at night.12 What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?It's a pain in the neck.13 What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.Ain't ALL of these jokes funnie!!!!!!!!! I was reading this a work one day...and my supervisor thought i was MAD...coz i was laughin at the comp............
WoRdS oF tHe InDiAn GeiShA at 5:20 AM