Thursday, December 15, 2005
Smart
Okie.........i got this really DAMN funnie email from my buddy.......juz read it....and have a good laugh.......It was the first day of school and a new student named ChandrashekharSubrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin byreviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give meDeath"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said."Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for thePeople, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again, no response except fromChandrashekhar.?"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar. The?teachersnapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.?Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians," "Who said that?" she demanded.Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." At that point, astudent in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares around andasks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Chandrashekhar says, "GeorgeBush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!" Chandrashekharjumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "BillClinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost a mob hysteria someonesaid "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on thefloor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" and Chandrashekhar saidquietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."
WoRdS oF tHe InDiAn GeiShA at 9:44 AM