Thursday, December 15, 2005
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
Okie..........here's another tat my fren sent me......some of the answers are like such a SLAP on the face........i guess Truth Hurts ehh??!!!! LOL......and oh!!!!! learn from these qns & answers....boys and girls.........don't cha even let me catch u sayin any of this....or else i'll WOOP ya ass!!!!!!!
BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest coupleGIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. 1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us ligh t only in the day time when we don't need it". 3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". 7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". 9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". 10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." 12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
So........which was ya favorite???????...........
WoRdS oF tHe InDiAn GeiShA at 10:10 AM