Friday, February 03, 2006

Horoscopes.....Personality tests........Blah...Blah...

OKie.........i was DEAD tired..........and i mean REALLY REALLY tired........so i decided to check my Yahoo mails.......and i was surprise as to the number of mails i got from my MUM, my counselor and my buddies abt personality tests......horoscopes....wat ya temper will be for 2006.....u know...all those kindda stuff tat makes one think TWICE or more abt wat to do and say for the year or month....... As for me.....i don't LIVE by all these horoscopes thingy.....i know of some pple who literally change their attitude or the colour of the clothes they wear JUST coz the HOROSCOPES said so........ i mean..........like i don't have anything against wat these pple do...but come on!!!!! why change soo many things abt yaself...just becoz u read SOMEWHERE...in an email, a mag...or by hear say....tat u sld do this & tat......


I do read these stuff...and to a certain degree believe a LIL in it...but to TOTALLy change who u really are........NO WAY man!!!!!!! and trust me when i say all of wat i said............coz if there's ANY1 who sld be like talkin abt Horoscopes....it's BEST heard from an INDIAN......HAHAHAH......i'm serious.......ask ANY indian and i BET they'll agree(*leave a taggie if u think otherwise*).....indians are probably ONE of the MOST SUPERSTITOUS being ard..other than the Jewish & the Egyptians ......geeeshhh!!!!!!! from the time we're born...till the day we're SIX FEET under.........and even way...way after we're dead (*cld prolong for decades*)....we're always surrounded by superstitions......it's MIND BOGGLING as to how much for it is ard us...i can go on...& on abt it....maybe i sld blog abt...maybe i sldn't....or maybe someone else readin this might blog abt...i don't know (*shrugs shoulder*)....but for now...wanna show u all what this year(*the doggie yr*) has installed for MS RENA........have fun reading it & oh!!! i'll write my own comments in between the line....it'll be in Italic....so...Here it goes:-


Rena, your true color is Orange! (i almost puked when i saw this...i don't fancy the colour orange...though i do have a few clothes in tat colour...i didn't have a choice...blame my mother for buyin it for me*)

You're a bold, confident orange. A warm, powerful color that indicates a strong, welcoming personality, orange is the mark of people who are social and extroverted by nature. (*true..true...very true....i LOVE pple!!! hahah*) Vibrant, with an upbeat attitude, you have a bright, inviting demeanor. (* upbeat...yesh....bright??... maybe.... inviting demeanor?? huh?? really?? but i think i attract the wrong kindda pple...esp on the subject of boys...arghhh*) Energetic and fun-loving, you're a real friend-magnet. Your easy charm and unassuming manner make you the sort of person people want to meet and get to know better. (* u be the judge of tat.....hahah....*) Well-rounded and fun to be around, you enjoy helping others, so it's no surprise that orange also symbolizes attraction. (*yeap...i enjoy helpin others...the sense of satisfaction is GREAT..as for the attraction thingy... like i said...i tend to be appealing to the wrong kindda boys/men....why?? arghhhh!!!!!!...where have all the good guys gone?? ummm...*) Orange is an extraordinary color — for an extraordinary person. (*me?? extraordinary....sure thing man!!! remember Saj used to call me E.T....even wrote tat in the sch year book....hahah...& some of u still call me tat...LOL....i don't mind tat all....hahahahh*)


I receive this other email....talkin abt wat ya birthday date and number means....since mine's the no. 8......this was wat the Personality Prediction Guide had to say:-

You have a very strong personality and people will find it hard to understand you. (*to a certain extend yes....i know some of u have said tat to me b4..so this ain't no surprise 4 me*) You are more likely to suffer in your younger years. (*damn it!!! i've already suffered enough...guess there's more to come....but they say "younger years"...how long will tat be...maybe after i turn 21...i wldn't be suffering soo much??? ummmmm....*) You might be also the one responsible to look out for your family. (*this i'm not too sure abt this...cld be...maybe...coz i see my bro as the stingy one in the family....anyway...i don't mind takin care of my parents....*) You often suffer all the way through life. (* HOLY CRAP!!!!*) You will learn life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may even die in the war too. (*Fight for justice...oh boy!!! am i goin to be workin for Union rights..like how my father is doin now...oooooo....i don't mind doin my father's job.....die in the war?? i WILL die for my country....WILL U??*) You are normally very reserved with a handful of friends and most of the time, live life alone and always prepared to help others. (* okie..this portion is like soo opposite from the first entry...but has a lil truth in it...i have lotsa friends...but only a handful are TRUE frenz....live life alone??....god i hope nope....no wonder i don't have a BF....tsk...tsk....but hey sometimes....i do like being left alone...but not forever!!!....& yesh...i'm EVER-READY to help a friend...or even a complete stranger*) However, once you settle down, (which is often late), then your had lucks will disappear. (*guess lady luck won't be applicable here...since i'm already a gal...hahahah*) You will face unexpected problems such as encountering poisonous animals, and accidents. (*poisonous animal?? sheshh?? maybe i might encounter tat when i go on my DREAM road trip.....LOL....accidents?? all the more i don't wanna get my driving license*) You are highly- disciplined, persistence, and courageous, and it is your strength that will take you to success. (*I really really hope so!!!!*) You are a great part of a family team. (* HELL YEAH!!!*) You are a fighter! (*yeap...i'm gonna kick some ASS!!!!!...actually i've already done tat sooo many times..hahah...some of u even have scars to prove it...sorry ahhh...LOL*)

Then....i got this other mail from my mum....and the attachment..which was in a WORD document....had this heading...and it read...:

"HOW BAD IS YOUR TEMPER ACCORDING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE?"

So here's mine:-


SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 20

You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. (*wat the (**bleep**).......!!!!!!......i DO have control over my emotions....*) You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. (*huh......pls...i'm known for being the MOST tolerant gal*) Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. (*when i'm angry...i don't say a word...so how is tat i will get tongue-tied??...*)Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. (*i do talk to pple in a cool & calm manner...but if it's really my fault...i'll take the blame...why sld i hide??*) You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them. (*i don't know wat to say........*)

Guess..........u must be SUPER tired of readin the LONGEST entry tat i've EVER done...so...tat's all FOLKS.......!!!!!!!!!! Sayonara!!!!!!!!!

WoRdS oF tHe InDiAn GeiShA at 5:55 PM